Satanic Butt Slayer
Tea Shirt

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Tired of friends having scarier pets than you? Fed up with getting beat up by old ladies who listen to metal and drive hearses? Confused by genetic strings containing unexpected sugars that fail to serve as a suitable explanation for abnormal behavior in microcarnivores?

Well, have we got a shirt for you! for just $10.00 plus $3.00 shipping,* you can be the first on your block to praise Babar and spread the message of Rex through suggestive imagery!
As pictured, shirts are black with white Satanic Butt Slayer logo across back. Extremity protrusion apertures extend approximately ½ humerus length.